
This should be the strongest point of my closing argument but it’s not. Look you made it this far and I wish I had something better to give you. That’s what you get for having a shitty arc Brandon. To be real I’m actually very biased against Brandon because his story arc is a fucking snorefest. Like I’m not 100% positive he’s lying but he probably is.
DONKEY DRAGON SHREK GAME OF THRONES GIF FULL
Both of them don’t have full control of their legs and both of them are like, you know. And yeah so like back to the subtext of Shrek I’m pretty sure it’s implied Puss In Boots was bisexual. (That one always goes over kids’ heads but hey, the parents watch the movies too!!)īoth use agility to their advantage and have accents that are different from the other characters. AND if you read into the Shrek 2 subtext closely, you’ll see that they hinted to Prince Charming’s lust for incest. Uh, yeah they’re both handsome and royal pieces of shit.

Yeah this one should’ve been clear to me way earlier. Dragon is Dragon, Water is Water, Game of Thrones is Shrek etc. This one should be the least controversial on the list. Both Full Of Wisdom But Corrupted By Power And Shit. They are both old but also powerful! Their alliances both lay with their respective royal families, yep for sure. There are a lot of other similarties! They’re both from royal families and uh, they both like red a good amount! Yeah! There we go. Look I’m not just focusing on height here. Reek, aka Theon Greyjoy Is The Gingerbread ManĪ tortured soul whose body parts have been taken from him by force. Fiona did the same.(Lord Farquaad, Even Shrek at times etc.) Let’s take a closer look.

Lady Stark is a bold, honest woman who’s not afraid to call out men on their B.S. I admit this one requires some deeper thinking. An anti-social brute traveling the medieval countryside with a clumsy yet lovable smaller character? Please.

They’re painfully obvious if you’re being honest with youself. You shouldn’t need me to point these similarities out. HBO’s Acclaimed Fantasy Drama Might As Well Be Called “Game Of Shreks”.
